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“Look at him! That halo is the size of King Arthur’s venison platter. Did he bribe someone? He did, didn’t he? You can tell me.” “He does seem rather... well-endowed, doesn’t he?” “Was he trying to blind people? Poor Mary. You don’t suppose he showed up to her looking like this?”

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