Fics like Paralytic Narcolepsy Guy Hates Buckley & Diaz

“Diaz, I’m begging you, tell me you understand,” Lyle says, entirely not above begging at this point. Diaz doesn’t say a word, and Lyle groans. He’s actually kind of desperate, because he absolutely cannot risk having to listen to Buckley and Diaz go on about how much they love each other ever again. “You already know you’re in love with Buckley. I’m telling you Buckley is in love with you. You’re going to…” Lyle trails off, gesturing for Diaz to finish the sentence. “I’m going to propose to Buck,” Diaz says without hesitation this time. And that’s not— That’s not exactly what Lyle was going for? * (Paralytic Narcolepsy Guy is forced to listen to Buckley and Diaz talk to and about each other in his unconscious presence over the years. He insists he fucking hates them. But then he also accidentally helps them get engaged.)

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