Fics like Why Does Jesus Want to Be My Constellation Sponsor- A Question Asked By Percy Jackson

Percy’s jaw drops. He’s shocked. Bewildered. Absolutely floored. Poseidon, on the other hand, looks like he’s about to cry from frustration. “I-” Percy stammers. “You- it was you the entire time?” Poseidon stares him down. “Percy. Son. Do you realize how much pain I was in when you recognized Apollo first?” “I’m sorry, why is your modifier so godsdamned misleading-” “Percy. You thought I was Jesus.” --- Percy’s rejected every constellation’s sponsorship offer he’s gotten so far (and that’s a lot of offers), because he wants his dad to sponsor him, dammit! Poseidon, meanwhile, has desperately been trying to get Percy to accept his sponsorship from the start.

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