Fics like This Damn Doorman

The doorman looked at the person in front of him. Izaack Gauss. All the data is correct, there is a DDD stamp, the passport date is correct, and the reason for entering is reasonable. Even the punctuation is correct. They looked at the list and faked a sad sigh: "Izaack... You're not on the list." Izaack's eyes quickly turned red and a growl escaped his mouth: "Shit, it was almost perfect! I forgot about it! I knew you wouldn't be easily fooled..." The doorman hummed sympathetically in response to the hysteria, drawing a mustache on the reporter's photo. Who was actually first on the list. Damn. Pissing off doppelgängers was so much fun. Just like pissing off the neighbors. Or: the only thing that people and doppelgängers could probably agree on was that this doorman was the most horrible person on the planet. A Shitty!Doorman who does their favorite job perfectly but drives everyone around him crazy just for fun and giggle.

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