Fics like head for the exits

Superman and Batman go undercover with a couple's therapist to investigate a string of recent murders. It goes... okay. “We’ve been working together for over six years and sleeping together for nearly five and a half. But we're not a couple. He’s made that very clear, so I'm at a loss for words on why he dragged me here since, y’know, we're not a couple.” Clark shifts his whole body again. He hooks one foot under him, letting his boot get on this woman's thousand plus dollar couch and watches Bruce in profile. He hates how beautiful he is. “It was a mistake, right, B? It’s unprofessional, right, B? It's not going to happen again, right, B? But then two days later you're down on your knees for me again in the locker room with all our coworkers just on the other side of the door and you're begging me to fuck you in your car when our shifts are done, and then you're calling me at three in the morning to rush over because you miss me and you need me and you can't wait. And then you're kicking me out at five because you want to sleep and you have never — not even once — stayed the night with me.”

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