Fics like If God Wants Me Dead She's Gonna Have To Kill Me Twice

"how're ya such a klutz? Don' ya know how ta walk!?" "Shut it, Red! I was a ghost thirty seconds ago, cut me some slack!" --- "Your girlfriend is a prick." "Excuse me!?" "You immediately accused me of trying to 'steal your man'. Bitch, I just got here! I haven't even spoken to him yet!" --- "...Hungry! That's what I am! I'm hungry!" "how did ya not realize ya were hungry?" "I never had to eat as a ghost. I haven't felt hunger since I died, kinda forgot what it felt like." "...lucky.." --- "THIS IS A SIMPLE TASK! HOW ARE MESSING IT UP THIS BADLY?!" "Easy for you, Edge! I was human before I died, I never had magic like you guys!" --- "You're the one that brought me back to life!" "And!?" "And? Honey, God wanted me dead. Now you get to find out why." --- "I don't know what's happening! I just wanted a shower and then this just...ugh!" "relax, hun. 's nothin' ta worry about." "Well what is it then!?" "ya heat." "My fucking /what/?" --- "This Is A Bad Idea." "I've had worse ones." "...You Worry Me, Maiden." "Good."

Fics like If God Wants Me Dead She's Gonna Have To Kill Me Twice

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