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“They gave us condoms?” Beth hears Martinez ask Beck over her shoulder. “Holy shit, a lot of condoms.” Martinez holds up a handful of foil packets and mimes shoving them into his flight suit. Beck is a stone cold bastard because he doesn’t even look up from his data pad when he says, flatly, “Standard issue with any med bay.” “Probably worried about the promiscuous tendencies of the singletons on this Martian booze cruise,” Martinez quips, looking at Beck pointedly. “You know, a little million-mile high club action for those of us nursing terrible cru--” Watney thumps his elbow into Martinez’s stomach.

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