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For a prompt on avengerkink: "Bruce has a huge cock. I mean seriously, it's a how-did-you-fit-a-tactical-missile-in-your-pants-it's-appropriate-they-call-you-the-Hulk-because-damn-that-thing's-as-thick-as-my-forearm-how-does-blood-even-keep-circulating-to-your-brain kinda deal. And Darcy's a relatively small woman. So when they first start dating, Bruce is incredibly hesitant to do anything that involves losing his pants. Then he finally drops trou and Darcy's all "I didn't know they came that big outside of porn," and Bruce is all self-conscious and "I've hurt partners before, we don't have to - " and Darcy's all "Don't be silly. Use plenty of lube and make me come until I can't feel my brain first, and I'm pretty sure we'll be good." So he does. And they do. And it's fucking amazing. Bonus points if one night Darcy's too sore to take it and offers to let him fuck her tits instead. But really I just want explicit fun-times with Bruce all self-conscious about his massive, massive cock."

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