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Human AU. Serial Killer Cannibal Alastor and (???) Single Father Lucifer. Tags updated as I go. --- Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting? "Posted by Lucifer Morningstar. Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker strongly preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals, we have a lot. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’ “This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbled to himself..."

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