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His phone buzzed again (what was going on?) but he ignored it and checked his agenda. “Now, he’ll be here any minute. So make sure to introduce yourself and find something you both can talk about. You’ll both be needing good chemistry anyway—” “Why would we need good chemistry?” Shoot. He shouldn’t have said that. Bilbo maintained his cool as his phone buzzed again. “There’s going to be some romance—” Thranduil’s eyes flashed. “The script did not call for a romance, Bilbo,” he said tensely, the sort of tense calm one would find in a very, very small eye of a hurricane. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Actor AU: In which Thranduil and Bard are costars for a film, and Bilbo is, as usual, rather confused on what's happening and very annoyed by everything.

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