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“I don’t know why you wouldn’t expect me to show up with a baby,” Bart says reasonably, still holding said baby at arm’s length. The baby burbles adorably, then tries to bite him. It’s a very cute baby. The biting is a little less cute, though. Then again, their lives are their lives.

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