Fics like What’s the Deal With the Five Foot Rule?

“So, smiles,” Angel said, leaning against the bar and nursing a drink. “What’s your deal?” Radio feedback crackled in the air while Husk frantically made ‘cut it out’ gestures from over Alastor’s shoulder. “My Deal?” Alastor repeated in a tone that made Angel suspect he’d touched a nerve in a way he hadn’t even been trying to. “Uh yeah, the whole ‘five foot rule’ thing,” Angel clarified, and watched as Alastor and Husk both visibly relaxed. “What’s up with that?” * A cat, a deer, and a spider walk into a hotel bar, get drunk, and discuss the finer points of Alastor’s famous ‘five foot rule’.

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