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Jason’s personal phone rings from where he’d set it earlier that evening, all the way across the room, and he dives for it. Thank fuck, a distraction. Glancing at the caller ID, Jason answers the call. “Timbo, you got a body you need to hide or what? You never call me.” “…I wouldn’t need your help to do that,” Tim replies after a concerningly long pause. Holy shit, did the Baby Bird actually kill someone? “Anyways, he isn’t dead yet. While you ran around with the Outlaws, did Bizarro ever get hurt?” -- Tim gets a knife as a birthday present, Kon gets stabbed, and Jason, since he's an asshole, is laughing.

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