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Peter’s hand hovers over the chest of his newly-appeared dining companion. ‘So if I pushed you off this ledge right now,’ he muses, ‘just how long before you healed and came right back up again?’ ‘Can I use the elevator?’ Deadpool asks as he shovels something smothered with onions that would give the FDA night-terrors into his mouth. ‘I suppose.’ Wade pauses mid-chew. ‘I’ll be honest with ya Spidey-boy. You’d probably have to skip dessert if you wanted to be certain you’d get away in time.’

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