Fics like the altar is my hips (religions in your lips)

His skin was pale and pallid, his eye-bags somehow worse than last night and there was a bit of lipstick (?) stuck to his cheek. He wiped at it and looked down. He nearly began heaving again. Who the hell had left a *used* pregnancy test in his sink? Picking up the stick at the other end-he cared about hygiene, thank you very much-he held it closer to his face. No, that was definitely what he though it was. What the fuck? Why was there a *positive pregnancy test* in his sink? For a few terrible seconds, he wondered if he was currently carrying a child. Then he remembered his anatomy and sighed—Worlds Best Detective in the making, everyone. He held the test in shaky hands as he stumbled back into the living room. His head was still killing him but this took precedent. "Guys, who the fuck is pregnant in here?" Spoiler alert; It's Tim, Tim is pregnant and that has quite a few very troubling implications. Curse Kon and his weird, superhuman sperm.

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