Fics like my kingdom come undone

discontinued :( Charlie's got some team-building exercises for Alastor and Lucifer to try, for the good of the hotel, to improve their relationship, and Lucifer will do anything to deal with his Alastor problem. But it's for Charlie, really, it is. That's all. _ "Oh, wow, that sounds like something I could totally do," Lucifer said, "for someone I can actually stand." "Aha! But you said yourself this was your problem now too," Alastor reminded him. Lucifer sulked, crossing his arms. "Yeah, well, that was before you started trying to order me around. I'm not your minion, you little shit." "Think of it as a favor to Charlie," Alastor said, body twisting with irritation. Sometimes, when he was like this, Lucifer liked looking at him - liked finding all the ways his smile was a lie. Lucifer cleared his throat and rolled his eyes. "If I'm doing a favor to Charlie, I'm just gonna kill Zox and be done with it."

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