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cockblock (vulgar, slang) verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another cockblockhead (vulgar, slang) noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

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