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“What would you think about a little brother?” Jason blinked. Bruce ran a hand over his face. Clark really didn't want to let it go, huh? He was about to intervene when his son blurted out, “You got Bruce pregnant?!” "No!" Bruce immediately exclaimed. “Jason, we're both men.” “Hey, he's an alien. How do I know how it works! Oh god, Dickhead is going to go crazy…” "Nobody's pregnant," Bruce sighed, suddenly feeling very old. “We met a kid tonight and Clark thinks I should take him in.” “Let me guess… he has black hair.” “Yes,” Clark replied. "Blue eyes?" Jason asked again. “Yes.” “Traumatized and weirdo?” Clark thought about it before saying, “I'm not sure if he's traumatized, but he's definitely a…peculiar kid. He follows Batman to take photos to put on his Tumblr blog… ” “He's definitely a weirdo,” Jason concluded. - There's nothing to do. You have a type, Bruce.” (In which Tim gets discovered by Batman and Superman and Clark can't leave a mini Bruce on the loose)

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