Fics like I don't think I'm ever going to let you leave

Theta and Koschei fuck where they shouldn't be fucking, and become accidental teen (but not teen because they are technically like, 60 years old) parents. Surprisingly, that actually fixes everything! If only they could stop being so fucking unhinged about one another and get shit done.

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