Fics like Evil is Subjective and All I Wanted Was Some Fucking Sliced Bread

There were a lot of things Jason tended to forget to tell his family. Some of it was intentional, like the time he poisoned a teacher with cyanide in his energy drink. Some of it was on accident, like the time he didn’t bring up the fact he could puke on command until he did it to get him and Dick out of a confrontation while undercover. Forgetting to mention the All-Blades, however, was a total accident. Really, it was. “So they can only be summoned in the presence of evil?” “Yeah.” “So what was the evil in the kitchen? Do we need to consult the Justice League?” “B,” Jason said gravely as he placed a hand on his adoptive father’s shoulder. “There is no greater evil than unsliced bread."

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