Fics like Listerworld

After Out of Time, Rimmer and a still-dead Lister in stasis become trapped on an uninhabited planet for centuries, and history repeats itself.... somewhat. "Only the Chosen Ones knew the true name, the others holding their ears in respect and awe. Occasionally, though, a young child would forget him or herself and lift one hand ever so carefully, and would hear the name - oishmegheid, oishmegheid - rising to the sky above. The Chosen Ones would see, of course, as they always did, and they would smile amongst themselves, knowingly, for such was the way. Curiosity was a high virtue of the Sleeper. And so they would remain until the early hours of the morning, chanting patiently until the curtain of the hut, adorned with blessed leaf, would shiver and part, and the Watcher would come out and shout to them his blessing: "For the love of all that is good and holy, will you goited, gerbil-faced twonkers smegging shut up!""

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