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-- ectoBiologist [EB] has opened memo HOLY WOW A BABY on board Adventure Time for Assholes -- EB: guys i found a baby! EB: like a *troll* baby EB: or a whatever we're now baby. EB: it's got like a shell on its back and itsù%Onjùfr EB: chewing on my pants hehehe, okay i'll pay attention to that little rascal for a minute. EB: brb with more exciting discoveries!! -- turntechGodhead [TG] has joined the memo -- TG: spoiler john its a trap the baby is a bait b some monsters lure c about to go facehugger on your ass and hollow itself a nice comfy nest out of your chest cavity d all of the above run while you still can TG: john TG: johnny john john TG: you asshole if you get eaten at least give us gps coordinates so we can loot your corpse

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