Fics like Welcome to The Family

He picks up a piece of yellow and red ombré paper out of the wreckage and reads the words written in sparkling green ink. Congratulations! It’s a boy! And a disaster! And a thief! And a stalker! And most importantly, a Malone!! I hope you have more success in controlling him than we do! Welcome to the family!!! Love, Minnie Malone Ps. If you ever hurt him, I will make sure not a single graveyard on earth will accept your remains :) Pss. Here’s a tip for dealing with and understanding Alvin, do— The last bit of the letter is too badly damaged to read.

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