Fics like First time for everything (or the time when Batman slept on the job)

“I won't tell anyone, don't worry,” he said. “But don't you think you're going to get off this easy.” Batman muttered something under his breath too similar to ‘fuck’. Clark felt his anger rising. “No, you listen to me. Do you want yourself to get killed? When was the last time you slept?” Batman opened his mouth to answer but Clark cut him. “On a proper bed, not in front of any kind of monitor.” Batman's mouth fell shut. Clark sighed. Just what he thought.

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