Fics like if i had a nickel for every kryptonian i’ve pierced, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but i’ll probably have at least five sooner or later

Lois Lane knows her husband wants his ears pierced. This poses some challenges given that her husband is Superman. Then she realizes, her sort-of stepson (brother-in-law? Unclear) has all kinds of piercings, and who does he know well enough to let near him with a kryptonite needle? Tim Drake, that’s who.

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