Fics like This Hell Was Made for Two

"It got imprinted in my head like a freaking polaroid picture… If I close my eyes, I can still see it… I hear that loud, command-like ‘Enough,’ I turn my head… You’re standing there, watching me… One of your grunts lit your cigar as you lifted the rim of your fedora with your thumb - just like shamuses do in all those flicks, you know? - stopped me dead in my tracks..." Or, better put, "Sometimes you're broke af and can't pay your next month's rent, and sometimes you land a job in the Italian mafia and realize you want to bang your boss."

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