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Advice columnist Lestat Lioncourt has been assigned a new piece about what to do to get someone to dump you in ten days. Louis DuLac is an advertising executive who, in order to win a big campaign, bets that he can make a man fall in love with him in a week and a half. When Lestat and Louis meet, their plans backfire. Or, a How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days AU.

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