Fics like The One Instance Where They Take the Damn Stairs For Christmas

“Hold the door!” He hears someone yell, now just where has he heard that before? Whatever. As he was saying, if he ran, maybe he’d be able to arrive a few minutes late— “Of all days for the elevator to be ‘under maintenance’, it just had to be today.” Uh. He’s narrating right now.. can you let him just— “So, you’re taking the stairs too, newbie?” The intern looks up at his newest company and— “..are you fucking kidding me.” — Or; After failing to come to the office’s Christmas party two years in a row due to elevator malfunctions, two office workers finally decide to take the stairs.

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