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Aziraphale really should take better care of his wings, but... it's tricky to groom them himself, and the other angels tend to be a bit rough. And mean. He always feels awful afterwards, physically and mentally. As a result, he's grown an aversion to letting people touch his wings --- it makes him unbearably anxious. The solution is simple: Aziraphale just doesn't groom his wings until they're matted and unhealthy and he absolutely has to. Unfortunately, Crowley considers this 'neglecting his health' and thinks that he needs to 'take better care of himself.' Which is bullshit. Obviously.

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