Fics like Intoxicated Minds (Often Tell The Truth)

"Oh, I like lots o' smart words!" Namjoon babbled, his words slurred, and he wiggled around in Yoongi's lap, seemingly attempting a great escape to resume his earlier escapades of careening into walls, "Like 'Ubiquitous,' which means 'present everywhere.' So, like, uh, air is ubiquitous. Or 'Mellifluous,' which means you like something so much that it's hard to explain why. Like- Like, my love for you guys is mellifluous." "That's..." Yoongi had to intervene, preventing one of Namjoon's hands from colliding with his own nose, "That's really cute, Joon-ah. We love you too, darling." "Mhm," Namjoon nodded wisely, his intoxicated expression oddly endearing, "You know what- what else I love mellifluously? Dick-" Or, garlic - contrary to popular belief - doesn't actually kill vampires. It does get fledglings quite intoxicated, though.

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