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AU - Lucius works in a very unsexy phone-sex office and shares a glass wall with Izzy. In between arguing over a parking space and mocking their accountant neighbours, they snark at each other and then flirt. “Twat.” “Bitch.” Izzy glances at him sideways. “Good weekend?” “Yeah. You?” Izzy shrugs. “Good enough.”

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