Fics like the skin of a killer, darling

Someone asked me a nightmarish question: What if the Twilight novels had been written by some nothing bard and become the hottest gossip of Baldur's Gate? And thus, a comedy is born. Team Tadpole shenanigans ensue while our adventurers stumble across the Twilight novels scattered around the Sword Coast. Astarion discovers there are vampires far more melodramatic than him, our main character Kaylee discovers that someone can be enamored of trashy teen romance novels and still be worth talking to, and the rest of the team discovers the limits of their patience as they put up with the worst writing they've yet encountered.

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