Fics like one in too many to do it again

The odds that Oliver will make Felix a sandwich as he prepares his own: One in three. The odds that Felix will put chewing gum from under a library desk into his mouth: One in forty-nine. The odds that Felix and his weird little stalker friend will kiss in front of practically their entire uni at the pub: better than anyone originally thought. What are the odds that Farleigh can successfully ruin Oliver and Felix’s term-long game?

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