Fics like he’s got some dangerous hobbies (like making me fall in love)

“Why the hell do you need two packs of XL Magnums? Who the hell goes to a store to buy two packs of condoms and a pizza? Are you an animal?” The omega spits out, disbelieving. He’s twenty, for god’s sake, why is this even being discussed, with a stranger of all people. “And don’t call me dude.” Jeongguk scoffs at that, eyes betraying him a little as they stick to the sinful curve of the smaller’s hips, the fullness of them and the small of his waist. “I’m sorry your partner has a limp dick or whatever but I actually need these. Sorry you were bothered by my huge dick. Have a good day.” Jeongguk snaps, lifting the pack of condoms in the air and waving them around as he does. “There’s— there’s children here, you imbecile! A-and— my husband doesn’t have a—” or, jeongguk is a frat boy with little morals. jimin is a milf with a pretty face and a horrible husband. go figure.

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