Fics like the goatfucking paradigm

“A man walks into the bar. The bartender says, ‘Aye, tell me, what’s got you lookin’ so upset?’ “So the man shakes his head and sighs, and then he says, ‘It’s just not fair. I’ve laid down walls all around my village, and do they call me O’Malley the Mason? No. For decades my fields have been blooming and bountiful, but do they call me O’Malley the Farmer? No. I’ve put shoes on more horses than I can count, but do they call me O’Malley the Smith? No! But you fuck one goat…' “Except I’ve never fucked a goat,” Bucky adds after a moment. “I just shot the president.” (or: influencer apology video, but it's Bucky Barnes and the Kennedy Assassination.)

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