Fics like Why Diplomacy Is The Worst And We Shouldn't Even Try It Probably

The Antarctic Empire is pursuing diplomacy on SMPEarth (why not try something new to provision the empire), but the Transatlantic organization they're negotiating with keep acting stranger and stranger to Phil, going from oblique comments to straight up rudeness. Technoblade has to pick apart this social tangle and figure out why they keep being so weird to his co-emperor, hopefully without endangering the empire as he does it. He is not psyched about this challenge, and the fact that Phil just keeps getting more and more stressed and silent isn't helping. Or: Conference Meetings, Lobster, and some Hugs in the middle of the North Atlantic.

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