Fics like my pet owl hates me for being a bottom

“You mean Hedwig is homophobic?” he asked in a whisper, not believing it, not believing it at all. “Not only that Harry, but your bird is judgemental specifically because I bugger you, rather than the other way round. She finds that because I fuck you, that you by default assume a ‘submissive’ role and hence are beneath her. That you don’t deserve owning anyone, when you yourself are owned.” Harry turned to Hedwig then, feeling betrayed and heart broken. “Really, Hedwig? Is that it?” She hooted and for the first time Harry was unable to understand her Hedwig-speak. Or, A story about the odd dynamic between a protective owl, an enigmatic boyfriend, and Harry caught in the middle. And sex, 'cause Harry is horny in this one.

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