Fics like A cucumber and a plane walk into a bar (and unknowingly so do two demons).

Now, Shang Qinghua has never been one to complain (that's a lie). Yeah, sure he cowers and acts pathetic to get his way but, can you really blame him? I mean, its worked a charm so far for him considering how he hasn't died yet. Acting all basically, pathetic, and weak was his entire thing alright so, Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe getting their hands on a translation and concealment talisman, (yes those exist), and deciding to use it specifically to listen in on him and Shen Yuan's weekly meetup while crouching by a window and looking in wasn't a part of his plans. OR Mobei Jun and Luo Binghe use talismans (that I created with airplane logic) to help spy on their husband's weekly meetup only to end up watching Shang Qinghua stuff his face with snacks and tanghulu and for Shen Yuan to braid Shang Qinghua's hair as they talk while Shang Qinghua is sat in his lap. The least to say is that Luo Binghe leaves after drinking liters of vinegar and Mobei Jun leaves with a small smile because of the two's cute friendship. (Fic was formerly titled "Cumplane antics and nosey demon husbands.")

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