Fics like It's a Hard Knock Life

“Look,” the noodle human said. “Here’s the deal. You’ve seen Annie, right?” Techno shook his head. “It’s a movie,” the human explained, unconcerned, “and a musical. In it, some rich guy needs a PR boost, and so he goes and picks up a penniless orphan for a week. The idea is the kid gets an awesome Christmas and everyone thinks the rich guy’s some awesome dude. I’m proposing a deal like that, except unlike little orphan Annie, I understand what the deal is going in.” Tommy gets fake adopted by millionaire vampire Technoblade to boost his public image in exchange for paying for Tommy's college when he turns 18. As expected Techno totally doesn't get immediately, totally attached.

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