Fics like Professional Dude in Distress

It all started with a quick post on the Risemonger's wall: "Jack Pattillo is the most useful worthless ever. Hit him up if you need a partner in crime, a target or a lover. He can point you to any of those with accurate precision." Despite the fact that the Risemonger had ridiculous floppy hair, despite the fact that his next post had literally been a t-shirt design for a cat that had partied too hard… It turned out to be true that while Jack's powers were deemed too weak to be used in any sort of hero-ing or villain-ing endeavors, they were perfectly designed to be used as a reason to kidnap him. And he didn't mind at first, if it meant he got to be rescued by Joel.

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