Fics like it'd be better if you flayed me alive

Mickey's lawyer thinks it'd be a good idea for him to shave his beard. Make him look more like a 'kid' for his parole hearing, supposedly stop the Judge from sentencing him to the stratosphere. Mickey thinks it's fucking stupid, because he's not some punk kid, and it's not like him being a minor has ever stopped the Judge before from declaring him some sort of menace to society. Even if Mickey wanted to shave it, he couldn't. His hands are still fucked up from the damn fight that got him in violation of his parole in the first place. He's bitching about it all to Ian while working at the Kash and Grab when Ian offers to shave it for him. And if Mickey wasn't such a goddamn idiot, he would have never agreed to let him. But he does.

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