Fics like The Ex-Demigod's Guide to Scum and Villainy for Fun and Profit

Percy should've known better than to turn monstrous all those millennia ago, but in his defense, there hadn't been any good brochures about it. After several monotonous millennia of eating demigods, he finally finds himself in the unenviable situation of being headhunted by Kronos, the most evil and persistent recruiter across all realms, for his army of darkness and doom. With no other options, Percy forges a truce with Poseidon and winds up at Camp Half-Blood. He can't eat anything other than the pesky monsters that weirdly keep invading the camp's borders, there's way too many delectable demigod temptations running around, and the head counselor of the Hermes cabin really has it out for him, but it's nothing Percy can't solve through good 'ol fashioned fisticuffs. But hey, what's this about a missing Master Bolt?

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