Fics like Mopey Dick: Or, The Fail

Call me Lucius. Some years ago – never mind how long, precisely, you never ask a lady her age – being poor AF and having had it up to the teeth with people’s bullshit on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. Couldn’t possibly be worse than anything happening on land, honestly, and one hears stories about life at sea, doesn’t one? Dashing exploits, tales of derring-do, things lonely seamen get up to in their hammocks at night…

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