Fics like That Leaves Look Pale, Dreading The Winter's Near

“Do you think I’m sh-stupid?” Simon said, coldly, around his still-chattering teeth. “Just because I’m human doesn’t mean I’m, what, naive little mid-twenties Simon again!? You can take your stupid manipulations and you can shove them up your stu-stupidly perfect butt!” The perfect-false smile melted, slowly, off the Winter King’s face. “I’m so pleased you’ve noticed,” he purred, but there was nothing but fury under his lowered-lid gaze. “I do pride myself on my posterior.” Simon contemplated snarling a “fuck you!” at him, but the Winter King would just take that as another come-on - and besides, it was one of those words the network executives frowned upon, anyway, and while this recent adventure had been a great deal more TV-14-y than the previous ones, Simon didn’t feel like pushing his luck. --- The Winter King tells Simon the truth about how he 'conquered' the crown. Simon doesn't take it well. [Edit: ch.2 with art added!]

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