Fics like Wooing in Six Very Simple Stages

"Petey, I’m going to woo you. Prepare yourself (not like sexually, though if you wanna skip right to the end of the plan that’s cool). Prepare yourself for five stages of wooing." Peter Parker gets wooed by Wade Wilson. He never asked for it. He definitely never deserved it. Pairing: Wade Wilson/Peter Parker. Oddly could just be platonic, Wade-Wilson-is-desperately-lonely fic but also reads as romantic. Unbeta'd. Warnings: ought to go without saying for a fic featuring Mr Wilson but: violence, person with clear mental health problems and considerable amorality, crude humor, language, sexual content and meals and snacks lacking in proper or any nutritional value etc etc. Also watch out for the substantial age gap/"advances" on a fractionally underage teen. Not that Wade gets anywhere (not-so spoiler alert).

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