Fics like Mission: seducing Superman

"Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man." "Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats. " Why?" "Who cares?" Harley broke in. "He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!" "It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security." "Really?" Selina said, half joking. "Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet. I have to find how to stop him." This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention. Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head.

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