Fics like Contracts with a Side of Pancakes

“Oh. MY. GOD!” “What?” Hermione demanded. “It’s Malfoy, isn’t it? How could I have not seen it. Damion with a ‘D’, good hair, pending--” Lavender snatched up the paper, pointing aggressively at the headline, “finalized divorce; it’s all there!” ~*~*~ When a little white lie leads to Draco Malfoy showing up stating they should go along with the rumors of them dating and presenting her with a contract, Hermione is shocked at how quickly things get out of hand. When she learns that there is a little boy caught in the middle of it, she can't refuse. Fake dating at its best with snarky banter, overly invested friends, an adorable baby, and all the tooth rotting emotions you can('t) handle! Now available in Podfic by TrillbySkinner!

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