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A story in which Josh doesn't sparkle in the sun or eat bunnies. WARNINGS FOR: Bad puns, Bambi references, Pete Wentz, Twilight, casual crossdressing, The Jonas Brothers, a vegetarian coffee shop called “The Butcher's", said coffee shop's equally ridiculous menu options, Gabilliam, misuse of the word 'virgin', accidental boobs, femurs, magic, vaguely sexy cannibalism (courtesy of Ke$ha), RedBull, and one instance of a drunken ukulele/banjo rendition "I Touch Myself " by The Divinyls as preformed by Butch Walker and Tyler Joseph.

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