Fics like What Kept My Love Life Lean

You and Columbo are happily married. A little sexlessly too. After being asked a totally invasive question, Columbo realizes how long it's been since he got any action. Not like he needs any, it just- bugged him this time. So, after being interrupted one too many times, he also realizes why it's been so long.

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