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Harrow huffed in irritation. “Defend yourself with a staff then!” With a triumphant flourish, she pulled a doe’s rib-bone out of a sheath at her belt. “That’s…not a quarterstaff. That’s not even a quarter of a quarterstaff," said the stranger. Harrow felt a smile pull at her lips. “Oh yes, but…in my hands, it grows.” “Thus quoth the maiden.” “Yes?” said Harrow, confused. “I said in my hands it—” She felt her face heat, doubtless all too visible below the jawless bottom of her mask. “You—you are puerile!” “That’s a very fancy way to say that I’m funnier than you.” *** The bold outlaws Nova Hawk and Gideon meet for the first time on a narrow log-bridge. But is it really their first meeting? Or: what if Robin Hood and Little John were both lesbians?

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